Story Behind The Song

Released in 1985 and again in 1986, “Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money)” was one of the most distinctive early recordings by the Pet Shop Boys, written by Neil Tennant and Chris Lowe. It was later reworked for their debut album, Please, with producers J.J. Jeczalik and Nicholas Froome helping to give the track its harder, more expansive electronic sound.

Despite its instantly memorable title, the song is not a straightforward celebration of wealth. Instead, it is a sharply satirical portrait of two characters attempting to convince themselves that they can become rich through clever schemes and opportunism. Tennant described them as “two losers”, deliberately making the narrator’s claims of intelligence, education and business ability sound increasingly ridiculous.

The song was partly inspired by the changing attitudes towards money and success in 1980s Britain, particularly the rise of conspicuous consumption and the aspirational culture associated with the era. Chris Lowe came up with the central idea of making lots of money, while Tennant developed it into the deliberately exaggerated story.

Musically, the track combines pounding electronic percussion, sequenced synthesiser lines and a deliberately forceful rhythm. Tennant’s cool, deadpan delivery contrasts brilliantly with the increasingly energetic production, giving the song its distinctive character.

“Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money)” remains one of the Pet Shop Boys’ cleverest recordings, disguising social satire beneath an irresistibly catchy synth-pop exterior.

The song peaked at No. 11 on the UK charts on 14th June 1986.

Eighties Archive Song Number

EA-0252

Highest Chart Position

No. 11

Date Released

19th May 1986

Genre

Electronic, Pop, Synth-Pop

Date Of UK Top 40 Entry

31st May 1986

Record Label

PARLOPHONE RECORDS

Catalogue Number

R 6129

ALL information on this page was obtained from numerous sources. These include The Official Charts website, Discogs, 45Cat, Polyhex, and many other sites.

Some images have been cleaned up using CHATGPT.

A-SIDE & B-SIDE COVERS

Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money) - UK 7'' Cover - Front
UK 7'' Cover - Front
Pet Shop Boys - Opportunities (Let's Make Lots Of Money) - UK 7'' Cover - Back
UK 7'' Cover - Back

TRACK LISTING

A-Side Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (3:36)
(Tennant, Lowe)
Produced By J.J. Jeczalik, Nicholas Froome
B-Side Was That What It Was? (5:14)
(Tennant, Lowe)
Produced By Pet Shop Boys

CHART PERFORMANCE

UK Top 40 Chart Run [6 Weeks] – 31st May 1986 – 5th July 1986
29
17
11
15
20
30

OFFICIALLY RELEASED VERSIONS

Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (1986) (Single Version) (3:36)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (Reprise) (4:27)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (Album Reprise) (0:33)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (Shep Pettibone Mastermix) (7:18)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (Album Version) (3:43)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (1985) (Single Version) (3:43)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (1985) (Dance Mix) (6:44)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (1985) (Version Latina) (3:43)
Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money) (1985) (Dub For Money) (4:54)

See ALL releases of ‘Opportunities (Let’s Make Lots Of Money)’ on Discogs.

OFFICIAL VIDEO

LYRICS

I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks
Let’s make lots of money
You’ve got the brawn, I’ve got the brains
Let’s make lots of…

I’ve had enough of scheming
And messing around with jerks
My car is parked outside
I’m afraid it doesn’t work
I’m looking for a partner
Someone who gets things fixed
Ask yourself this question:
Do you want to be rich?

I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks
Let’s make lots of money
You’ve got the brawn, I’ve got the brains
Let’s make lots of money

You can tell I’m educated
I studied at the Sorbonne
Doctored in mathematics
I could have been a don
I can program a computer
Choose the perfect time
If you’ve got the inclination
I have got the crime

Oh, there’s a lot of opportunities
If you know when to take them
You know, there’s a lot of opportunities
If there aren’t you can make them
Make or break them

I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks
Let’s make lots of money
Let’s make lots of

Money

You can see I’m single-minded
I know what I could be
How’d you feel about it?
Come and take a walk with me
I’m looking for a partner
Regardless of expense
Think about it seriously
You know it makes sense

Let’s make
(Got the brains, got the looks)
Let’s make lots of money
(Money)
(Let’s make)
You’ve got the brawn, I’ve got the brains
(Ooh)
Let’s make lots of money
(Money)
[Chorus]
I’ve got the brains, you’ve got the looks
(Got the brains, got the looks)
Let’s make lots of money
(Ooh money)

Money

Written By Tennant, Lowe

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