Story Behind The Song

Released in 1982, “Cardiac Arrest” was one of Madness’s most memorable singles, appearing as a standalone release before later being included on the compilation album Complete Madness. Written by Chas Smash and Chris Foreman, the song showcased the band’s gift for combining infectious pop melodies with witty storytelling and sharp observations about everyday life. Produced by Clive Langer and Alan Winstanley, it blended ska, pop and new wave into the unmistakable sound that made Madness one of Britain’s most popular bands.

The song tells the story of a hardworking office employee whose relentless routine and mounting pressures ultimately catch up with him in dramatic fashion. While the subject matter is surprisingly dark, Madness present it with humour, irony and an upbeat musical arrangement that became one of the band’s trademarks. Suggs delivers the lyrics with warmth and character, while lively brass, bouncing keyboards, tight rhythms and memorable backing vocals create an energetic contrast to the cautionary tale unfolding within the song. The result is both entertaining and thought-provoking, highlighting the stresses of modern working life without losing its sense of fun.

“Cardiac Arrest” remains one of Madness’s finest early recordings, demonstrating their unique ability to mix social commentary with irresistible pop hooks. Its clever lyrics, vibrant musicianship and distinctive production have ensured its lasting popularity, and today it continues to be celebrated as a classic example of the band’s quirky, unmistakably British style.

The song peaked at No. 14 in the UK charts on 6th March 1982.

Eighties Archive Song Number

EA-0136

Highest Chart Position

No. 14

Date Released

5th February 1982

Genre

Rock, Pop, Ska

Date Of UK Top 40 Entry

20th February 1982

Record Label

STIFF RECORDS

Catalogue Number

BUY 140

ALL information on this page was obtained from numerous sources. These include The Official Charts website, Discogs, 45Cat, Polyhex, and many other sites.

Some images have been cleaned up using CHATGPT.

A-SIDE & B-SIDE COVERS

Madness - Cardiac Arrest - UK 7'' Cover - Front
UK 7'' Cover - Front
Madness - Cardiac Arrest - UK 7'' Cover - Back
UK 7'' Cover - Back

TRACK LISTING

A-Side Cardiac Arrest (2:50)
(Smash, Forman)
Produced By Langer, Winstanley
B-Side In The City (3:02)
(McPherson, Barson, Smash, Foreman, Crutchfield, Inoue)
Produced By Langer, Winstanley

CHART PERFORMANCE

UK Top 40 Chart Run [7 Weeks] – 20th February 1982 – 3rd April 1982
26
28
14
15
14
20
29

OFFICIALLY RELEASED VERSIONS

Cardiac Arrest (Single Version) (2:50)
Cardiac Arrest (Extended Version) (4:19)

See ALL releases of ‘Cardiac Arrest’ on Discogs.

OFFICIAL VIDEO

LYRICS

Papers in the morning, bowler hat on head
Walking to the bus stop, he’s longing for his bed
Waiting with his neighbours in the rush-hour queue
Got to get the first bus, so much for him to do

He’s got to hurry got to get his seat
Can’t miss his place, got to rest his feet

Ten more minutes till he gets there, the crossword’s nearly done
It’s getting so hard these days, not nearly so much fun
His mind wanders to the office, his telephone, desk and chair
He’s been happy with the company, they’ve treated him real fair

Think of seven letters begin and end in ‘C’
Like a big American car but misspelt with a ‘D’

I wish this bus’d get a move on, driver’s taking his time
I just don’t know I’ll be late, oh dear, what will the boss say?
Pull yourself together now
Don’t get in a state

Don’t you worry
There’s no hurry
It’s a lovely day
Could all be going your way
Take the doc’s advice
Let up, enjoy your life
Listen to what they say
It’s not a game they play

Never get there at this rate, he’s caught up in a jam
There’s a meeting this morning, it’s just his luck, oh damn
His hand dives in his pocket for his handkerchief
Pearls of sweat on his bowler, his pulse-beat seems so brief

Eyes fall on his wrist-watch, the seconds pass real slow
Gasping for the hot air but the chest pain it won’t go

Tried to ask for help but can’t seem to speak a word
Words are whispered frantically but don’t seem to be heard
What about the wife and kids?
They all depend on me

We’re so sorry
We told you not to hurry
Now it’s just too late
You’ve got a certain date
We thought we made it clear
We all voiced our inner fears
We left it up to you
There’s nothing we can do

Don’t you worry
There’s no hurry
It’s a lovely day
Could all be going your way
Take the doc’s advice
Let up, enjoy your life
Listen to what they say
It’s not a game they play

Written By Chas Smash, Chris Foreman

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