Eighties Archive Song Number

EA-0379

Highest Chart Position

No. 01

Date Released

23rd May 1988

Date Of UK Top 40 Entry

4th June 1988

Genre

Electronic, House

Label

KLF COMMUNICATIONS

Catalogue Number

KLF 003

Story Behind The Song

The Timelords’ “Doctorin’ The Tardis” was one of the most unusual and entertaining pop recordings of the late 1980s, combining elements of dance music, rock ’n’ roll and television nostalgia into an unmistakably eccentric production. Released in 1988, the track was the work of Bill Drummond and Jimmy Cauty, better known as The KLF, who adopted the Timelords name for the project.

Built around the familiar theme from the BBC science-fiction series Doctor Who, the recording incorporates references to Gary Glitter’s “Rock And Roll (Part Two)” and other recognisable musical elements. Its driving beat, repetitive chants and energetic production create a deliberately over-the-top party atmosphere, while the repeated references to the TARDIS give the track its unmistakable identity.

The song was conceived as part of Drummond and Cauty’s interest in sampling, remixing and transforming existing recordings into something new. Their approach was playful and deliberately provocative, challenging conventional ideas about songwriting and originality. The result was a curious mixture of nostalgia and contemporary dance music that was difficult to categorise.

The accompanying video embraced the song’s eccentric character, featuring a Ford Galaxie police car decorated with Doctor Who references and imagery associated with the production.

“Doctorin’ The Tardis” remains a memorable example of late-eighties novelty dance music, demonstrating the creative possibilities of sampling and musical reinvention. Its combination of television nostalgia, familiar musical hooks and irreverent humour gives it a character unlike almost anything else from the decade.

The song peaked at No. 01 in the UK singles chart on 16th June 1988.

UK 7'' SLEEVE COVERS

Shown below are the picture sleeve covers (front and back) for the UK release of this single. If no cover sleeve was issued in the UK, we will display another country’s picture sleeve.

The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis - UK 7'' Cover - Front
UK 7'' Cover - Front
The Timelords - Doctorin' The Tardis - UK 7'' Cover - Back
UK 7'' Cover - Back

UK 7'' TRACK LISTING

A-Side Doctorin’ The Tardis (Single Version) (3:35)
(Chinn, Chapman, R. Grainer, G. Glitter, M. Leander, The Timelords)
Produced By The Timelords
B-Side Doctorin’ The Tardis (Minimal) (4:28)
(Chinn, Chapman, R. Grainer, G. Glitter, M. Leander, The Timelords)
Produced By The Timelords

CHART PERFORMANCE (80s Chart only)

UK Top 40 Chart Run [8 Weeks] – 4th June 1988 – 23rd July 1988
22
04
01
02
08
12
27
35

OFFICIALLY RELEASED VERSIONS

All officially released versions that appeared in the 80s:-

  • Doctorin’ The Tardis (Single Version) (3:35)
  • Doctorin’ The Tardis (Club Mix/Mega Mix/12″ Mix) (8:15)
  • Doctorin’ The Tardis (Minimal) (Instrumental Mix) (4:28)
  • Doctorin’ The Tardis (Video Mix) (2:20)

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OFFICIAL VIDEO

SONG LYRICS

Who, Hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who, In! The TARDIS
Doctor Who, Hey!, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who
Exterminate
Bosh, bosh, bosh, loads of money

Who, ha
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha

Doctor Who, Hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who, In! The TARDIS
Doctor Who, Hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who

You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
Exterminate

Who, ha
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha, ha
We obey no one (Who, ha)
Ha, ha, ha
We are the superior beings (Who, ha)
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha

Doctor Who, Hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who, In! The TARDIS
Doctor Who, Hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who

You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
You what?
[Bridge]
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha, ha
Bosh, bosh, bosh, loads of money (Who, ha)
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha, ha-who, ha
Ha, ha
Ah-ahh
Ha, ha, ha
Ah-ahh
Ha, ha, ha-who

Doctor Who, Hey!, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, In! The TARDIS,
Doctor Who, Hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who

Doctor Who, Hey!, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, In! The TARDIS,
Doctor Who, Hey! Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc, Doctor Who
Doctor Who, Doc

Written By Chinn, Chapman, R. Grainer, G. Glitter, M. Leander, The Timelords

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